OK, boys and girls, who would like to play the Express
Game? Oh, wonderful, everyone wants to play. While I put on my sweater and slippers, can
you say "Platinum American Express Card"?
OK boys and girls, the image above has been deliberately
distorted for:
A. Game purposes only!
B. To Protect the Guilty!
Well, we tricked you; there is no wrong answer to that
question. OK, let's continue with the game - DO YOU KNOW ME?
I do my best work "behind closed doors".
I collected over $300 dollars a day while I travelled
around the country lining up witnesses to protect my good name. I stayed in expensive
hotels and ate expensive meals which were reimbursed by the Union who was paying me the
$300 dollars per day. Can you guess whether I also got "per diem"?
I lied to 700 delegates about suing the union and got
re-elected.
My attorneys and I collected almost $200,000 for "not
suing the union" and I got $48,000 even though I only had records to support $27,000.
While I lied to the delegates in my campaign literature, I
got the union to reimburse me for the whole amount, approximately $3000. I even got a
$1000 bond paid by the union which the court later refunded.
Either I'm pretty smart or "u're" pretty
gullible?
