 | I am a dues paying member of the
UTU
|
| I hold seniority on a US railroad
|
| I never have any payroll
shortages
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| I never have any efficiency tests
|
| I am not subject to any formal
investigations
|
| I don't have to lie to
get a day off
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| I have a credit card that
somebody else pays for the balance
|
| I can take my vacation any time I
want
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| I don't have a
deductible on my health insurance
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| I can lie without worrying about
getting charged with dishonesty
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| I don't have to wait
for a taxi for five to six hours
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| I work in an air-conditioned
office (or bus)
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| I know my Union is doing a good
job for me
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| I am constantly praised in
Carrier publications
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| I have a great pension plan
besides my Railroad Retirement Plan
|
| I can lead "u" into the
21st Century
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| I have proved UTU is in great
financial shape
|
| I can get rid of the BLE (or UTU?
or both?)
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| I make $250,000 a year
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| I am just like "u" the member
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