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Who Am I?

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I was not in St. Louis.

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I was not in Los Angeles.

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I was paid for by the designated counsel.

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I was paid for with the interest from the credit cards.

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I was paid for with a government grant.

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I only cost about $700,000 new; over $100,000 a year to operate.

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I can find myself within 2 meters with my Global tracking system.

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If you have a job benefit policy, you should visit with me (thanks).

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I have a special designated storage compartment for Baby's toys.

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I will allegedly be in El Paso on Monday, June 21*.

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I have a special railroad whistle to scare the hell out of cars.

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I have many nicknames, including "Monica".

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That I have alcohol and shrimp cocktails for Intl. Officers and Special Reps has never been proven.

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My mortgage will be paid off by 2006 absent government intervention.

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A hint for "others in the railroad industry (formerly yardmen):

 

Who am I?

A. Monica Lewinsky.

B. Membership I.

C. Embarrassment I.

D. Where be da bus?

E. All of the Above.

For some reason I can't comprehend,
No matter how hard I still try;
The "no secrets" theory they defend,
So tell me this, why did you lie?

*Please note UTU members will not be paid this time to visit the bus while in El Paso!

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